|This story was told to me by one of the Mums at my kids school. I have no reason to think it's not all true.|
|Said Mum has a son, who doesn't like having his hair cut. But one Saturday she dragged the lad into a hair salon, plonked him down and the hairdresser set about her work. She parted his hair, and lo, there were head lice everywhere.|
Off they went to the local chemist, the Mum mortified, even though, as I understand it, there's no actual need to feel ashamed about this common occurrence.
|Anyway, she nervously approached the assistant, and in a low voice said "excuse me, but you have anything for head lice?"|
The girl turned and started rummaging under the counter. After some time she stood, turned and shouted across the shop to a colleague, with a Polish accident:
"I'm sorry, but I cannot find any prescription here for a Mrs Headlice, where should I be looking?"
Apparently the rest of the people in the shop cracked up on hearing this, and the deeply embarrassed Mum was soon laughing along with the rest of them.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Saturday, June 5, 2010
|You know how the new government are going to have to save money from now on, to pay off our national debt?|
|Well... here's a suggestion for you, and I don't want to sound heartless, really I don't, but how about not wasting millions investigating the recent shootings in Cumbria?|
I heard yesterday there were a hundred detectives on the case.
What the hell are they all doing? I mean they haven't got to capture anyone have they... no case to prove, no trial. What's the bloody point?
|Surely what actually happened is in fact easy enough to explain. I expect a lot of us will have had a PC that worked absolutely fine for years, switched on in a morning, did the job, and gave nary a hint of a problem. Then one sunny day it switches on but is all over the place, won't do anything right, acts like a mad thing.|
The same must be true for this taxi driver... something inside him snapped, and off he went on his rampage. All extremely unfortunate, but will it really do anybody any good to analyse this all to death and then come to the inevitable conclusion that he just went of his rocker?
Let's save a few bob on the national debt and just move on.